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Since we moved, I've been going to a different grocery store. For my big shopping trips, I go to Fry's...but, if I'm just running up to grab a couple things that we need - I go to Safeway. I think the Safeway is a bit pricier, so I try not to go there too much. (because I'm cheap) When I shop at Safeway, I have yet to get myself a Safeway card.
Yes, I'm lazy.
So...instead - I enter a phone number. Our house number didn't work...so, I tried my cell, then my sister's number, and finally my parents old house number. I figured they would have a Safeway card tied to their old number since they live close. Whew. It worked.
Funny thing is - when I pay, they read the receipt and say, Thank you Ms. Billings. Apparently, my parents old house number has been taken over by a Janice Billings. And instead of signing up for a new card...I've continued to just enter Janice's number. It's been 1 year. I'm still Janice.
Yep...definitely lazy.
Seriously, I use Mom's number when I go to Safeway too! It's been Janice Billing's forever!! They always say "Thank you Mrs. Billings!" I just laugh and walk away!
ReplyDeleteLOL, I use my parents old # for everything that requires a card!! :)
ReplyDeleteHahahahaha!!!! I am sooooo glad I'm not the only one that does this :) Good 'ole Janice is getting a lot of Safeway points because of us!
ReplyDeleteI too, have an alter-ego at Safeway. I honestly tried to update my information at the customer service counter and they told me I had to write to the corporate office as they could not change it there.
ReplyDeleteI guess I'll keep living the lie!